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At The Kitschy Maximalist, most of our treasures are vintage, preowned, one-of-a-kind, or otherwise gloriously experienced. Because of the unique nature of our inventory, all sales are final and we do not accept returns or exchanges.
Vintage and preowned items may show signs of age, wear, storage, or previous use. We do our best to photograph and describe each item accurately and point out flaws we notice, but occasionally a tiny imperfection may escape our maximalist eyeballs.
Please review all photos and descriptions carefully before purchasing. Measurements are available upon request, and we’re happy to answer questions about an item before you order.

